doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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