People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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