no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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