But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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