If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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