You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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