If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
cat food counts as protein by the way
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Randomize