Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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