why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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