I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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