I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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