I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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