I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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