'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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