you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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