I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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