doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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