Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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