hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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