you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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