Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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