well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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