I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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