its not stalking. its research.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize