I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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