we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
be right there i have to get my cape
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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