And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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