that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm really busy with my period
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