My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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