apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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