I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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