you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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