Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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