I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
