We won't sleep together?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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