So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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