Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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