we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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