His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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