Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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