He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
