She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
i out mim tonsoeep
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