I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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