make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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