You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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