It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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