I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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