He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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