I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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