This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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