girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She even gives head with a lisp.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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