I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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