Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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