I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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