She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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