She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
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For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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