You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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